k why is this gif the funniest shit i’ve ever seen it makes me feel like i’m entering another plane of reality
ok guys I haven’t been able to stop thinking about this gif since I saw it and I just need to unpack its various elements for a second:
1. the central tension of this scene, obviously, which is thor realizing jeff goldblum dicked down his kid brother
2. the fact that jeff goldblum either apparently never learned how to wink OR is trying and failing to bat his eyelashes
3. the way loki opens his mouth as if to try to explain himself to thor and then looks back at jeff goldblum and decides, nah, we’re good, there’s no coming back from this one
4. the fact that whoever made this gif decided this scene wasn’t hysterical enough on its own and added dramatic telenovela zooms
5. the combined effect of all of these elements being that not only can I not stop thinking about this gif but also I hear the kill bill siren whenever I look at it
Can we just talk about how much of a beast Thor actually is?
• Wields Stormbreaker as the bifrost. He is now his own gatekeeper and a teleporter.
• Singlehandedly took out hundreds of creepy alien bitches.
• Watched Loki, Heimdall and his people die by Thanos and his goons and still sought to fight (I mean yeah, it’s Thor, but yo, his dad is dead, his mom is dead, his brother is dead, his people, friends, if I were him I’d just cry.)
• Savagely rummaged through the Guadians food and when Quill crankily comments it’s theirs simply replies, “Not anymore.”
• Introduces Groot to Steve as his friend, Tree
• Understands Groot’s language.
• Manages to inspire the most pessimistic rabbit in the galaxy.
• Acquires Groot’s respect and friendship enough for Groot act and help save his life.
• Finds time to playfully accuse Cap of stealing his beard in the midst of intense battle.
• Opened a gate for the fucking neutron star energy after being told he could die.
• Comforts Gamora knowing how freaky deaky crazy her dad is and the suffering she must’ve faced under his thumb even though Thanos just destroyed everything he held dear. The fact that Thor even feels that compassion and makes the distinction. Mindblown.
• Makes Quill feel puny with his muscles and determined uncaring attitude enough for Quill to awkwardly deepen his voice and puff out his chest.
• Feels like he has nothing more to lose but everything to gain.
• Showed up in Wakanda looking like an absolute snack with his house plant and pet.
They told Bucky to kill Tony’s parents without witnesses and he manages to find the probably only forest in the world with a random security camera by the road-side and kills them exactly in front of that security camera while looking right at said security camera when he disables it and also fails to make sure that the tape inside is destroyed how can you screw up so bad?
imagine how many people Hydra had on staff specifically to follow him around, wiping cameras, picking up his 27 discarded weapons, paying off/killing that entire cafe he once strolled into at noon and shot a dude in.
the guy strolled down fuckin Main Street Washington with a grenade launcher, that “ghost story” reputation did not come easy.
I wondered that too – if he does everything like that attack on Fury how is he a fucking ghost-story?
Imagine that’s your job like:
“Okay, you know how this works. We’re missing a rocket launcher, a mask, three hand-guns, the corpse of the target, two daggers with his finger-prints on them, the Asset’s mask and a helicopter. All of which are somewhere in [whatever city] and have to be retrieved in less than two hours. Go!”
“Ermm…boss? There’s another YouTube video.”
“He’s a brilliant assassin they said. The best there is they said.”
For lack of a better explanation, I’ll attribute it to Bucky’s sub-conscious trying to make shit difficult for them.
hey so it’s cool if you don’t ship stucky but just remember that hydra brainwashed Bucky Barnes for 70 years and they were never able to make him forget Steve Rogers so
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