In all fairness, it’s possible last time Thor had to speak English on a frequent basis was in the 16th century, but then he’s spent some time here and he has Updated His Language Pack™ now
The Steve Rogers Language Pack
To be even more fair, Thor 2 happened before Age of Ultron and even in Thor 2 he was speaking in more ‘modern’ language. It is entirely possible that in the four years between Thor 2 and Ragnarok he updated his Language Pack via interacting with the Avengers+other assorted Midgardians on a regular basis
That is LITERALLY PETERS REMAINS on Tony’s hand – Like?? what the hell does he do?? Start to wipe them off on his jacket, but then realize that it’s ALL he has left of the one boy he thought of as a son when he so desperately wanted children??? Cradle his hand against his heart in mourning and disbelief (“I’m sorry, kid, I’m so, so sorry, Peter.”)?? Desperately grab at the ground where his dust lies????? Dude just THINK about the intense flashback Tony’s gonna get if he’s a father later on down the line when one of his kids says: “Dad, I don’t feel so good. I think I’m sick.” He’ll only freaking be able to see his first boy he loved as a son who literally died in his arms and be reminded of the fact that he thinks he failed little Peter?? Yeah no thanks
Millions of years ago a meteorite made of vibranium, the strongest substance in the universe struck the continent of Africa affecting the plant life around it. And when the time of man came five tribes settled on it and called it Wakanda.
I love the huge cultural differences in Space Marvel™… Asgardians like speak in iambic pentameter and use beatiful, eloquent words and then the guardians are like “y’all’d’nt’ve’f’i’dn’ve!”
Loki: our cruel and terrible sister, Hela, Goddess of Death, emerged from the unknown and brought upon our land a storm of suffering and chaos, the likes of which have never been previously known to civil creatures
Rocket: anyway this dickhead Taserface threw me in his pirate-ship prison cell lmao it was nasty
Valkyrie, Lady Sif: we are classically trained, elite, and highly effective warriors, who are equal parts dignified, celebrated, and feared
Nebula: lmao what if I cut off my own hand – oh my god I’m gonna do it, watch this
Thor: welcome to Asgard, the most beautiful and prosperous of all the nine realms!
Peter: here’s our ship, it’s tiny and disgusting but it’s all we have, we love it
Heimdall: Never before has an intruder slipped past me. I want to know how.
Drax: *laughing loudly w his head thrown back* If you kept your floors dry the intruder would not have slipped on his way past you!
Hela: Tremble before me, Asgard, as I usher in the dawning of a new age! We shall once again become the conquerors of the universe!
Groot: I am Groot.
One is a high fantasy book. The other is a dnd game
Astronaut bird 