recklessravager:

thorsbian:

Thanos, a philosophy and economics double major who thinks once you eat a plant it will never grow back: i have to slaughter half the universe’s population with the infinity stones, so that no one ever runs out of resources and starves

Thor, a phys ed and linguistics major with a minor in women’s studies, taking a sip of his strawberry protein shake: can’t you just use the infinity stones to create more resources tho?

Thanos: blocked

Thor: Unblock me I need to tell you something

Thanos: What?

Thor: Bitch

rebelbaze:

brazenredhead:

I think this might be my favorite scene from the movie.

I just realized Bucky has never seen aliens before this. He’s only ever dealt with super soldiers and impressive tech. So, you know he wakes up from his lovely cryo nap, they slap a new arm on him, and then they’re like “Here’s an actual god, aliens, and a talking raccoon that wants the arm we literally just gave you after the dude whose parents you killed blew off your last one” and his tired gay ass is just like

spiderling–parker:

That is LITERALLY PETERS REMAINS on Tony’s hand – Like?? what the hell does he do?? Start to wipe them off on his jacket, but then realize that it’s ALL he has left of the one boy he thought of as a son when he so desperately wanted children??? Cradle his hand against his heart in mourning and disbelief (“I’m sorry, kid, I’m so, so sorry, Peter.”)?? Desperately grab at the ground where his dust lies????? Dude just THINK about the intense flashback Tony’s gonna get if he’s a father later on down the line when one of his kids says: “Dad, I don’t feel so good. I think I’m sick.” He’ll only freaking be able to see his first boy he loved as a son who literally died in his arms and be reminded of the fact that he thinks he failed little Peter?? Yeah no thanks