Astronaut bird

I’ve never identified with something more than this

a-french-guardsman:

when will people use the anon function to send passionate, homosexual anonymous love letters

reblog if you want a passionate, homosexual anonymous love letter

catswithbenefits:

i dont want a job i just want paychecks

afatblackfairy:

spacialfries:

rudefeminist:

my opinions on racism will always be limited as I’m from a position of white privilege, so whilst it’s so important to call out racial inequality and oppression when I see it, it’s also important for me to recognise that my voice should not shout over those who have actually experienced racism and have a far better understanding of how it operates then I ever will

so many people on tumblr dont seem to get this

All my white followers take a gander

willow:

Me after thinking about something for three day straight: it… really isn’t that serious

krispykries:

goremet:

danyanimated:

So I was writing a small paper in Microsoft Word and the program suddenly crashed (I saved a couple minutes before, thank god) and I get this message in the corner of my screen two seconds afterward

what the fuck

#a whole new level of procrastination where your paper itself is procrastinating

themoonphase:

I think the biggest turn on is knowing you turned someone else on

faded-mind:

reginakipling:

lipsredasroses:

socialistexan:

internetdumpsterfires:

Some peoole blow my mind

Tag yourself, I’m the tramp in slutty shorts buying a Mickey pretzel.

I mean my childless ass is going to WDW in April. I’ll make sure I get a mickey pretzel and wear slutty shorts.

featured in: people who had kids because it was a societal obligation and are regretting it later

#this was painful to read #I’m so sorry society forced you to have a baby Susan #but there isn’t a return policy on that lifetime purchase