nucleardaddy:

kaijuno:

lunarcanine:

electric-daisy-forest:

“My boyfriend/ girlfriend won’t let me…” yikes yikes yikes, abort that relationship

Unless its like

“My bf/gf won’t let me eat chocolate anymore because of that time when I said that I’d stop but I didn’t and ended up almost dying”

“My bf/gf won’t let me cook anymore after the spaghetti incident”

“My gf won’t let me pee in the sink”