CEOs and large corporations are the real welfare queens 👑.

growing-up-has-made-me-numb:

simonalkenmayer:

deathcomes4u:

meetnategreen:

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Working off of the labor of others, only there because of being born into capital and pre-existing familial or business relations? Yep

And people still try to defend this shit with ‘Well they MUST work REALLY HARD to earn THAT kind of money!!!’

I assure you they don’t. I assure you the people earning the least money are working the most. I don’t see CEO’s doing 60 hour weeks just to keep food on the table. They don’t do that, because they don’t have to, because they get paid so much they aren’t desperate enough to have to.

If you follow me, reblog this. It is an important piece of data. I would love to see one for the annual tax expenditure of minimum wage versus CEO’s as a proportion of their annual income.

This is the aggregation of labor. This is what it looks like. It has happened before. It will likely happen again unless it is changed.

I like how they added “and the world” because it’s true, the rich are bastards everywhere.

wodneswynn:

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

isoxya:

glumshoe:

I’m afraid of driving in Maine because what if Stephen King is jaywalking? What if I hit him? I don’t want my legacy to be That Guy That Ran Over Stephen King the Second Time. 

listen kiddo i’m from new england and let me tell you you have a lot more to worry about than accidental murder 

Oh, I’m not worried about killing Stephen King. I’m worried that I’ll run over him and he’ll survive and then go on to write a mean Dark Tower tie-in story about me using my real name and having me responsible for the death of a beloved character. 

Stephen King got hit by a van while walking in 1999 and nearly died. He later wrote the driver responsible, a man named Bryan Edwin Smith, into his magnum opus Dark Tower series. It’s very bizarre and convoluted, but one of the main characters of the series dies by throwing himself in front of the van to safe Stephen King’s self-insert, Stephen King.

Also: Yes you read that right, Stephen King is an important character in Stephen King’s fictional universe.

frenchtoast-shakespeare:

nientedal:

crystallizedtwilight:

[Begin Movie Trailer]

Romeo: I would die for you.
Juliette: Okay, well, let’s make sure that doesn’t happen.
THIS SUMMER
(Begin upbeat/exciting background music)
Benvolio: She’s in love with Romeo but her parents want her to marry Royalty.
Mercutio: That’s where I come in.
SHAKESPEARE’S GREATEST TRAGEDY
Romeo (grinning in realization): A marriage of convenience.
Juliette (with hopeful laughter in voice): This could actually work!
NOW BECOMES
Romeo (to Mercutio): What do you get out of it?
Mercutio: My inheritance, my parents stop pushing girls on me, and I get to keep doing your cousin.
Benvolio: He gets to keep…yeah.
THE GREATEST COMEDY
(Shot of the four of them running through the streets, hollering, laughing with masquerade masks on)
(Shot of Romeo) Romeo: We just have to avoid getting caught for…ever.
(Tybalt talking to Paris) Tybalt: I don’t think they’re actually in love.
(Mercutio kissing Ben in an alley)
(Romeo taking Juliette’s hand as she smiles)
(Back to Tybalt and Paris) Tybalt: I’m going to get to the bottom of this.
(Shot of Benvolio) Benvolio: They won’t let us be together to we made things so we can be.
(Juliette in a courtyard, to Mercutio) Juliette: You need to be more careful, all four of our lives are at stake here.
(Tybalt and Mercutio at the wedding’s dessert table) Tybalt: If I ever find out that you were unfaithful to my cousin I will kill you.
Mercutio (music stop):………….cool, cool, good to know.
THIS TIME
(Another shot of a silly action sequence)
ROMEO AND JULIETTE
(More comedy)
HAVE A PLAN
(no music for finishing sequence)
Benvolio (denying Merc a kiss in public) We can’t…
Mercutio: (playfully) Is it because I’m married?
Benvolio: I don’t care that you’re married!…You know, in any other situation, that would make me sound so terrible–

What’s In a Name
JULY 2018
PG-13

(Spoiler: Tybalt ends up with Paris and helps guard their secret. Everyone lives)

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Holy shIt I am so very about this!!!!