mondieuwordnerd:

Me as a consumer of entertainment: wants drama, bad decisions, complicated relationships, high emotion, villians with chemistry, dysfunctional lust, addiction, fights, like literal first meetings being in battle, volatile conflict, #notrelationshipgoals and sweeping passion.

Me as a human: likes kindness and communication, mutual respect, brunch, healthy interactions, hiking

Hi guys! This might sound weird but do you have any tips for feeding yourself? For some reason now that I live on my own I’m awful at making sure I eat normally and it’s really affecting my energy and my mood. I don’t want to live off of fast food, but it can seem like making food or planning meals is too much sometimes? Anyway how can I make it convenient while still eating relatively healthy? Thanks!

yournewapartment:

Here are some posts for you to check out:

Cooking – Being Vegan

Cooking – Breakfast On the Go

Cooking – Bulk Meat

Cooking – Buying/Cooking Meat

Cooking – Buying/Cooking Vegetables

Cooking – College Cooking 101

Cooking – Meals Without Cooking

Cooking – Microwave Meals

Cooking – Vegan Foods

Cooking – Vegetables

Vegan – Inexpensive Vegan Food

Vegan – Vegan Blog Recommendations

These are all from our Index. I also try to post relatively cheap food recipes every single day. I tag these under #food. Check those out for more inspiration!

somewhathereforthemcelroys:

chiribomb:

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your-uncle-dave:

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japhers:

jewishzevran:

animatedamerican:

pagesofkenna:

mommacomms:

fidefortitude:

bl00dlikeice:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

plaid-n-converse:

memeception

WE’VE HIT TERMINAL MEME

@caesarianconfection

I’ve said “I hate this” so many times on this website, and never actually meant it, because “I hate this” is just shorthand for ‘this is an example of a meme given a twist I wasn’t expecting with intent to surprise’. Which is, in of itself, a meme on this site. God damn it.

But this… This is something else.

The rapidity of a meme’s introduction to its zenith to its decline is so rapid that in ten years, you’ll need a damn twenty-page manual to explain this. It’ll be as unfunny and hard to explain as jokes in Shakespeare plays, except even more inexplicable because fuck, at least Shakespeare’s jokes are usually about anal or fucking your mother, good wholesome sex jokes we can all get behind.

For the love of fuck, how do you explain loss.jpg? How do you explain gun?

….I THOUGHT THIS WAS A YMCA REFERENCE

it is a YMCA reference – that’s one of the 6 memes being represented here

ok let me see if i can break this down easily. YMCA is the easiest place to start – the song itself has become a meme over time with people changing the lyrics to reference other pop cultural events. so YMCA is meme one (1)

this first lyric replacement (”take the breadsticks and run”) is a reference to the tumblr meme ‘stuffing breadsticks into my purse’. i think everyone remembers that one so i wont bother to explain it. that’s meme two (2)

“man door hand hook car door” is a meme of its own, a creepypasta from i dont remember when. it was a terrible stupid retelling of the generic ‘stuck in a car while hook handed man tries to kill us’ story so the stupid title caught on for memorability. that in and of itself is meme three (3)

‘gun’ is… yeah i dont know how to explain gun. long story short you add gun to the end of a phrase instead of what you expect the last word to be. its shock funny. its everywhere but its popular to add to “man door hand hook car door” for.. some reason? gun is meme four (4)

and the thing is, this four meme combo is something thats gone around before. meme combos are, itself, a meme. which means taking this meme combo and mixing in another meme actually becomes meme five (5)

which leaves us at loss.jpg. loss.jpg was a terrible bad comic supposed to be about some tragic event, but it was presented so poorly literally no one takes it seriously, and for some reason recreating the four-panel setup has become popular. so thats meme six (6)

(but i need to add that this is the greatest version of loss.jpg i think i’ve ever seen. the initial ‘young man’ lines up with the guy bursting through the door, and the shock meme ‘gun’ matches the shock scene of the woman in the hospital and idk if OP even thought about that but it makes this just so much better)

I wasn’t going to reblog this, but @pagesofkenna‘s comprehensive meme-by-meme annotation is a thing of beauty and should be shared.

average tumblr post contains one meme, this post, which contains six, is an outlier and should not be counted

it might also just be a coincidence due to loss.jpg’s format but the whole white minimalist four-panel setup is also suspiciously reminiscent of those early 2000’s rage comics

I was getting a political compass vibe too

tag urself im man door hand hook car gun

This works better than I thought it would.

This was in my senior project

The reblogs are full of memes so I figured I’d better contribute somehow

ptenterprises:

validwoffantribes:

jopper-chopper:

cuteiemonster:

lesbian-tm:

beyondbeerus:

peggy-against-ddlg:

Pedophiles don’t belong in the LGBT community. Go die in a fire. You are not welcome.

Actually we do because lgbt is about celebrating the weird/taboo so yeah

nope. nope. no it’s not. that’s incredible homophobic/transphobic. you don’t belong in the lgbt community.

Please unfollow me if you believe pedophilia counts as a group in the LGBT+ community

actually, if you’re a pedophile please unfollow me. I don’t want that shit any where near me

+ if you thing LGBT is ‘taboo’ I don’t want that shit near me. Get lost

Same here.

Some douche: “Pedophiles are LG…”

Me: