Some peoole blow my mind
Tag yourself, I’m the tramp in slutty shorts buying a Mickey pretzel.
I mean my childless ass is going to WDW in April. I’ll make sure I get a mickey pretzel and wear slutty shorts.
featured in: people who had kids because it was a societal obligation and are regretting it later
#this was painful to read #I’m so sorry society forced you to have a baby Susan #but there isn’t a return policy on that lifetime purchase
Astronaut bird 