niuniente:

autodiscothings:

trueka:

i dont hear much abt asian zodiacs??? anyways im year of the dragon how bout yall

I’m not only a fat Taurus with a moon in Taurus, I’m a fat Wood Pig in Chinese astrology. I am my own fucking farm. 

My poor partner is double the bastard: he’s a Snake and a Scorpio.

I’m Chinese Water Pig.

In Japanese Doubutsu Uranai, I’m Gold Tanuki.

You can check your Doubutsu Uranai sign here