canon: they died
fanfic: fUCK YOU
Canon: and so they never met
Fanfic: here’s a funny story
Canon: There was tension and pining, but they never even kissed.
Fanfic: Actually,
Canon: Torture the cinnamon roll.
Fanfic: Torture the cinnamon roll.
canon: they would always hate each other
fanfic: are you sure about that
Canon: Saving him is only because of professional courtesy/the only way
Fanfic: The truth is
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